September 2011
1 post
August 2011
5 posts
Before I begin, allow me to give you some background information.
For my entire life I have been a fan of the Pokemon series.
It all started when I was little, when I played Pokemon Red on my old pink Game boy colour.
Yes, I was hooked from the start.
The creatures, the world, the feeling of going on an adventure, I loved everything about it.
At the time I am writing this, Pokemon Black and White have already been released in Japan but not yet in America, so I have to wait a few months until I am able to play it, since I don’t want to import it. (I would have imported it if I could understand Japanese, though)
As you probably have figured out by now, while some fans tend to leave the series at one point, usually because of their disappointment with the new Pokemon, I have always liked each generation and their Pokemon equally and I will probably continue to play these games until they simply stop getting made.
Now, this brings us to the story I’d like to tell.
July 2011
11 posts
- You can’t catch fainted Pokemon.
- You need to TALK to someone else before giving your Pokemon a new nickname
- Scyther and Gyarados are flying type. They can’t fly.
- Dig on water.
- Dive on land.
- Pokemon get buried on the upper floors of buildings.
- No matter where you are, Prof. Oak KNOWS when you use a bicycle inside.
- You never eat.
- Escape rope makes a hole in the roof of the cave for escape. Then you’re at the entrance.
- You can fly across regions yet you can’t jump a tiny ledge.
- Mewtwo is before Mew in the PokeDex.
- Lvl 100 Wailord bodyslams a Lvl 3 Wurmple. It just faints.
- PokeDex already has entries for all Pokemon. Why do you have to catch them?!
- Charizard is only 5’07. Dunsparce is 4’11. WHAT.
- Policemen fight you randomly. Don’t do anything when Team Rocket goes by.
- Starters not in the wild, but Prof. Oak has them.
- Free health care no matter the injuries. Lemonade costs $300.
- You carry a bike in your bag.
- Can’t dig in Rustboro tunnel as you’ll disturb Whismur. They all have Soundproof.
- You’re ten and can gamble in casinos.
- Lyra calls about Marill evolving into Azumarill. You battle her and it’s still a Marill.
- Macargo is 1.8 times hotter than the sun.
- A Shinx can intimidate an Arceus
- Pokemon use Earthquake yet trainers are unaffected.
- Lickitung couldn’t learn lick in Gen 1
- Charmander dies when its tail flame goes out. Use Surf on it and it only faints.
- Spoink dies if it stops bouncing. Paralyze it and there are no consequences.
- Trainers battle if you make eye contact. Walk straight past and they battle you anyway.
- Live with your mom. One room. One bed.
- Rock climb. Scale huge walls. Can’t climb tiny ledge.
- Female Mr. Mime.
- No bathrooms. ANYWHERE.
- Hundreds of trainers on routes. All houses occupied. THEY’RE ALL HOMELESS.
- You can forget Amnesia
June 2011
1 post
O hey world of Tumblr,
hows it going? Welcome to my blog?