The Alternative one

dysphungktional:

- You can’t catch fainted Pokemon.
- You need to TALK to someone else before giving your Pokemon a new nickname
- Scyther and Gyarados are flying type. They can’t fly.
- Dig on water.
- Dive on land.
- Pokemon get buried on the upper floors of buildings.
- No matter where you are, Prof. Oak KNOWS when you use a bicycle inside.
- You never eat.
‎- Escape rope makes a hole in the roof of the cave for escape. Then you’re at the entrance.
- You can fly across regions yet you can’t jump a tiny ledge.
- Mewtwo is before Mew in the PokeDex.
- Lvl 100 Wailord bodyslams a Lvl 3 Wurmple. It just faints. 
- PokeDex already has entries for all Pokemon. Why do you have to catch them?!
- Charizard is only 5’07. Dunsparce is 4’11. WHAT.
- Policemen fight you randomly. Don’t do anything when Team Rocket goes by.
- Starters not in the wild, but Prof. Oak has them.
- Free health care no matter the injuries. Lemonade costs $300.
- You carry a bike in your bag.
- Can’t dig in Rustboro tunnel as you’ll disturb Whismur. They all have Soundproof.
- You’re ten and can gamble in casinos.
- Lyra calls about Marill evolving into Azumarill. You battle her and it’s still a Marill.
- Macargo is 1.8 times hotter than the sun.
- A Shinx can intimidate an Arceus
- Pokemon use Earthquake yet trainers are unaffected. 
- Lickitung couldn’t learn lick in Gen 1
- Charmander dies when its tail flame goes out. Use Surf on it and it only faints.
- Spoink dies if it stops bouncing. Paralyze it and there are no consequences.
- Trainers battle if you make eye contact. Walk straight past and they battle you anyway.
- Live with your mom. One room. One bed.
- Rock climb. Scale huge walls. Can’t climb tiny ledge.
- Female Mr. Mime.
- No bathrooms. ANYWHERE.
- Hundreds of trainers on routes. All houses occupied. THEY’RE ALL HOMELESS.
- You can forget Amnesia 

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